Thanking always has a right time

 On Thursday, (6.11.2008) when we had Second Language class (Chinese) one of my friends thanked me at a wrong time. All of you know that the American election was about a few days ago. When our teacher entered the class, she told us to open our books and when we wanted to study, I asked her :(( did she want Barrack Obama or John McCain to win the American election? She went on telling the answering the question I asked her while my friend told me thank you. I said why??? And he said thanks for changing the subject.   

2 تا معما (Riddles) !!!

این دو تا معما را سعی کنید حل کنید.

A member of a company was on a mission to go to New York from Los Angeles. His flight ticket was in 3 days time. That night the security had a dream that the airplane to New York will crash. The next day he told the member the dream he saw but the member didn't believe him. The same night the guard saw the same dream. The next day he said the same story but again, the member didn't believe him. There was only one day left to the flight. The guard saw the same dream the night and begged the member believed him at last. That night the guy who was on the mission watched the news and saw the plane heading to New York crashed. The next day the member went to his chief and asked him what he must give him as a reward. His chief said he must be fired. GUESS WHY!

 A shepherd has a Chicken, a Fox and some wheat. He reaches a river and wants to cross the other side. He can only bring one of the things to the other side because the boat will then sink. How can he bring one of them at one time if the other things don’t eat each other?

(e.g) If he brings the fox first, the chicken will eat the wheat when they are on the other side.

If you give two answers you are a genius!!!